Will You Be My Boyfriend (Sweater?)

One of the best things about having a boyfriend is the right to borrow his clothes. Granted you really wouldn’t want to touch most of his clothes with a ten foot pole. I mean, raggedy high school football practice jersey that he still insists on wearing??? Come on. But borrowing his comfy sweaters? Absolutely. We love them because they are just the right size for lounging around in, they’re already perfectly worn in and they make you look smaller (always a good thing.) Now you don’t even need to bother with the whole having a boyfriend thing to get the boyfriend sweater. Thank god. There’s tons of cute slouchy sweaters with that worn in relaxed feel so you can have your icing without that bothersome carb loaded cake. And when I say carb loaded cake I’m talking about that guy sitting on your couch rubbing his beer gut who frankly wouldn’t notice the difference between your fabulous new sweater and the sweatshirt stained with nacho cheese he gave you for your anniversary. I mean honestly, take the sweater, chuck the dude. You deserve better girlfriend.