Harem Shmarem
Remember when Jessica Simpson was going to play the role of Jeannie in the remake of I Dream of Jeannie? Yeah, we didn't think it was a good idea either. And neither are these genie pants. Can you say unflattering? Sorry but they either look like your sweatpants are too short or you got lost on your way to rock the casbah. These are a Style Bitch No. More like "No way in hell should you ever go out in public in these pants, and also maybe try to refrain from wearing these at home too, unless you are in fact part of an actual harem in which case, honey, we need to talk."
1 comment:
it's great that you b*tches just know everything. how else would i know that hooker shoes are bad fashion? and that low slung jeans that don't taper make my legs look longer? you girls are pure genius. or wait. i could just use common sense. duh.
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