Are you ready for this jelly?

Normally the top of the muffin is our favorite part of the muffin. We have to admit we've often been guilty of buying a muffin, eating only the top and discarding the rest. Lately though we've been hearing the phrase more often in reference to an unbecoming side effect of the low rise jean trend. We love low rise jeans too. They're infinitely more comfortable than the high rise jeans that cut into your belly button and practically hit the bottom of your bra when you sit down. HOWEVER, we beg of you, please find a pair that fit. Nothing, and we mean nothing, looks worse than a girl who squeezes herself into a pair of jeans that just don't fit. Love handles = not hot. Please, don't be a victim of the muffin top effect. Let's try to stop this new lingo and restore it to its proper meaning of the tastiest part of a delicious breakfast treat. Mmmmmmm.